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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Meowing wow, seven kittens! This is how many smol fluffballs this mama cat brought with her to these kind people's home. And herself, of course. It was the largest delivery of the Cat Distribution System we've heard about this month, so we just had to share it with the cheezy online feline family. It's not always that the CDS brings someone more than one cat, let alone a mama with a complete set of kittens, and that rare occurrence happened with the right people at the right time. The Cat Distribution System just… knows.

What would you do if you suddenly received a CDS delivery of eight whole cats? To be honest, most of us don't know as well. That's a big and sudden responsibility that falls into one's lap. But the CDS does as the CDS does, and sends the big deliveries right into the caring arms of those who can care for all these cats, with a gigantic heart.

This mama cat knew to meow to the right people, who took her in, and then her kittens, one by one. They fostered all the kittens, nursed them back to health, and found them all furever homes (some even with family - so they can still visit!). And mama cat? They couldn't give her up. She became the new addition to their family.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's time to p-p-p-pawrty! It's 4 AM, and your cat just decreed - it is a purrfect zoomies time, zoomies must begin at this moment. Why? Because your cat decided - and when a cat decides something, it's truth, it's rule, it's law. Every cat pawrnet knows it already, because they live with a meowing monarch who rules them like the peasants they are. And that's okay! Because we, humble hoomans, are meant to be governed under the iron paw of our fluffy feline overlords, the emperors of chaos, the kings and queens of floof, rulers of all snack in the kitchen and beyond.

And what better way to celebrate our feline overlords, ruling our houses and lives, if not with some feisty feline memes? It's a celebration of everything we adore about the cats ruling our lives - because they rule the internet too. And as rulers of the internet, there are many, many, many memes made about them. All we are left to do is scroll through, and enjoy the fact that we can have many more cats in our day in this way. Ready for some cat memes? Don't forget to show your cat as well.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We actually remember covering this story about a year ago. The backstory is quite simple, actually: she knew 'Rosie' as her neighbor's outdoor cat because Rosie would sleep on his porch every night, even just outside his door. One day, she walked by to say hi to Rosie, and she saw that Rosie was now a mom! She gave birth to six healthy kittens, and upon seeing this meowracle, she knew that they couldn't live outdoors anymore. She confronted her neighbor, only to learn that Rosie wasn't his cat at all! So, she took them, and that was where our story ended. But now, we've got the most purrfectly wholesome update!

We would expect anyone who just rescued a momma cat and her six newborn kittens to care for them until they were able to go to new homes. But no, she kept them all. Her house became a playground for six silly and cute kittens to grow up in with both a cat and hooman mom! These fuzzy feline babies don't know how good they have it. Sure, she might need an abnormal amount of litter boxes, but her home is filled with even more feline love, and that, dear fam, is priceless. Read more about Rosie and her kittens' journey in their furrever home below!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

It's time for a little internet history lesson, folks. The hissterical cat memes you see today are the grandbabies of the first cat memes that came about in the mid-2000s. They weren't nearly as sophisticated as the curated kitties on the internet you see today. They were low-res images, paired with purrfectly misspelled words and grammatically "broken" captions, like our infamous "I can has cheezburger?". These meowrvelous memes paved the way for all the funny cats you see on the internet today.

Yes, so you see, our I Can Has Cheezburger history is rich in cat culture and purrfect posts. Today, we keep that LOLcats tradition alive by featuring our furvorite homemade memes from our LOL-community every week. They still might not have answered the question of whether they can has cheezburger or not, but that's part of the fun. And the best part is, you can make your own cat meme to be featured in this post, too! Our very own meme builder is right here in the upper right-hand corner of the website, so show us your funny bones and let's make the interwebz laugh together. Enjoy these meowtrageous memes, and have a great weekend!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

You know those times when you're scrolling through the camera reel on your phone, when you pull it a little too far down and end up seeing pictures of your cat as a kitten? Those times when that happens and you paws to look? When you're filled with nostalgia and love and memories of those days, when your cats were still itty bitty kittens, learning the ways of mischief, figuring out the best ways to cat? We love those moments. Those moments are why we don't empty our camera reels. 

Encountering pictures of our cats as teeny adorable kittens, those pictures from the past, they just make us happy. And we know that the same happens to every cat owners. And then, we encountered one of the pictures in this gallery as we were scrolling through our feeds, one of those old black and white pictures of a cat that has once lived, and somehow, we ended up filled with a feeling so similar, so wholesome and nostalgic, that we went out of our ways to find more pictures and more of that pure feeling. And now, we're sharing those pictures with you. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We have said it before, and we will say it again: abandoning a cat all alone to fend for itself is the worst thing that you could possibly do to it. We don't care if you are moving, if you are in a relationship with someone allergic, or if you simply don't want the cat anymore, do something else - rehome the cat, give the cat to a no-kill shelter, give the cat as a foster to someone else until they can find the cat a home, but do not abandon the cat

So often, cats who are abandoned change - the ones who survive that is. The trauma from abandonment is so strong that they become scared and mean. They forget what it was like to be loved by a human, and they lose the hope of ever finding it again. The cats who haven't lost that hope yet - those are special ones, and it's up to us, the people who care, to find them homes before they do lose it. And that's thankfully what happened to this cat. This beautiful cat was abandoned by its previous owner, but thankfully, she got adopted by a new human, and this one is a whole lot better than the previous. 

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

What is your favorite thing to do as soon as the cozy weather and vibe of fall set in?

Some love to take out their fall outfits and start putting together the best looks for the upcoming fall. Others take out their space heaters from storage and decorate their homes to match the spooky season. Then you have the silly feline fans who are most excited for the cuddle season with their cute cats.

You see, our cats are not very cuddly beings. They require extremely specific circumstances to agree to some snuggles in bed, and we learned that fall has the best chances to get some cat cuddles.

First, it must be cold enough to have the best and most fuzzy blankets out. Second, it must be dark outside; cat cuddles do not work in the daylight. Then, you might get extra points if it's rainy and you can hear the pitty patter on your window. And if you are drinking a hot beverage and reading a nice book, you can rest assured that a cat cuddle is coming your way.

Just like the hissterical memes down below.

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Have you ever walked into a room and found something you didn't expect? This human found a motherly feline and four of her baby kittens hanging out in a storage bin! Talk about lucky.

There's always something new with the cat distribution system. Sometimes, they'll show up on your front doorstep, or hang out in your garage to keep warm, or you might even find a completely different species of animal! The distribution system doesn't discriminate. Thank goodness for that! When the cat distribution system decides that we humans are deserving of fluffy balls of feline love, we must accept their nomination. A feline knows best, and when they know they've found their furever purrson, then that's that. Humans don't make the rules. We just follow them, because cats are our rulers and we're merely their subjects who feed them and provide them with everything else they might desire. That's why the human in the story below accepts their fate as a parent of five new felines, four of whom are babies with full bellies of their cat mama's milk! Scroll below to watch the adorable video.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

It is no big secret that the cat distribution system is a thing of wonder. Somehow managing to match hoomans to cat children that are nothing less the purrfect for each other, and then setting up meet cute situations for these cute couples to meet and fall in love. Heck, if they could translate this to hooman relationships, it would change the dating game forever.

But until such a time we will have to make do with wholesome and heartwarming stories like the one we have lined up today that tells the tale of am n who works in rather remote locations who rather unexpectedly gained a new best friend for life while out at work in one of those desolate locations. And even with the lack of people around, and even with the dangers that involve leaving a kitten out in the wilderness, the CDS managed to work its magic and bring this purrfect couple together.
 

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Posted by Briana Viser

We're all familiar with the stereotype of the crazy cat lady. She's unmarried, lives alone, may spend a little bit too much time alone, and she has way too many cats. How many is too many? In the story below, the protagonist's girlfriend has 6 cats. Yes, 6 cats. Too many? Let's unpack the story. The protagonist is a guy who's dating a 27-yearpold woman who already has 5 cats. She works as a waitress and doesn't have a ton of funds for cats. Her boyfriend is worried for several reasons. He doesn't like to see that her "rescuer" instinct is this drastic, as well as feeling like she's devoting a little too much of her time, attention, money, and sanity to the cats. 

He even asks her if she cares more about her cats than she cares about him, and she says she chooses the cats. He wonders how far things will go after she adopts a 6th cat, and if she will eventually adopt much more. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Oh, if cats had thumbs… they'd rule the world, no questions asked. Now, as fellow feline fanatics, you probably know that cats rule the world, but there are people who dispute this claim with a wave of a hand (weirdos). But if only cats had thumbs and were able to type posts all over the interwebs, all these other people would know of cats' greatness without us, feline fanatic fans, needing to explain to them that cats do, in fact, rule the world.

Cats' posts on Facebook would probably be of an exclusive cat pawrty that you're definitely not invited to. Cats' posts on X (or Twitter) would be status updates on the fullness level of their bowls, and how their human cat slaves are slacking off in their one job of catering to their every need. Cats' posts on Instagram would be the most fabulous feline photos you've ever seen, absolutely breathtaking and envy-inducing. Cats' posts on TikTok would be… well, cat videos, of course.

We gathered a sample of some cat posts they'd probably post, if only they had thumbs. And will. And the ability to type in English. But that's not a lot, right? It's just some simple steps cats need to take before completely dominating the entire world.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

You know what this Thursday could use, feline fam? A little meowtrageousness. It's time to shake up the catnip bag and get us out of our usual workweek funk. We've been on the same meownotonous routine for weeks now of waking up, feeding our cats, going to work, coming home, feeding our cats, Netflix, sleeping, and doing it all over again and again. We just can't take it anymore. We need some fluffy energy, a little mayhem, and some feline foolishness to make us feel alive!

That's where we come in. There's no animal that keeps you guessing more than a cat. You just never know what they're going to do next. One second, they could be napping like peaceful little angels, and the next, they're climbing your curtains like possessed creatures from a horror movie. Since that might be a little too much mayhem, we'll settle for the next best thing - cat memes! They have all the funny flavor of our hissterical cats at home, but without any of the actual chaos. They're purre silliness, and nothing can turn your day around like a good dose of feline funnies. Even if you're having the worst day ever, they can make you smile, and purrhaps, even chuckle!

Your day is about to get a whole lot more moewtragous, and 100% more hissterical. Enjoy!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

You may be a cat lover, but are you a true cat connoisseur? Do you find yourself thinking about cats every second of every day? When there is an awkward pause in small talk, do you break the silence with random, yet mysterious, cat facts? Do you have at least one cat at home, or purrhaps, one of each variety? If so, then welcome to the club! We're something of expurrts of cats here at I Can Has Cheezburger, seeing as we're the who's who of all things cat-related on the internet. We're every cat purrson's dream - we wake up, go to work, and talk about cats literally all day. Yes, you can be jealous of us.

We love cats so much that we went out and got a job that uses our cat knowledge and expurrtise to our advantage. We know where to find the silliest cats on the internets every day, and then give them to you to make your day fluffier, funnier, and purrfectly more feline. They may not be any replacement for your cute kitties at home, but they'll get the job done and put a smile on your face until you can clock out and rush home to kiss their tiny little heads. 

And you know what the best part is? They do it all simply by being cats - the most purrfect creatures to ever exist. Now you can say you're a true cat connoisseur.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you don't need much to turn your frown upside down. You really don't. You just need the right thing. Small but wholesome. Tiny but purrfectly sweet. You don't need world peace to happen on that very day, all you need, sometimes, when things are just a little bit off, is a pile of playful paws in the form of a couple fuzzy feline funnies

Seriously, some funny cat memes to enjoy first thing in the morning or during your lunch break at work is everything that you need. It's the little things that can make a difference, and sometimes, taking a few extra minutes for yourself throughout the day to scroll through some silly cat memes and smile for a little while is just the thing that you need. So that is exactly what we have for you here today. That little pocket-sized bunch of wholesomeness and joy that you need. So, take those couple of minutes, invest them in yourself, and enjoy these precious cat memes

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We have to say that over our time writing for ICHC, we have seen the cat ,distribution system make some strange deliveries. It has once delivered a kitten to a couple on a picnic - at two in the morning. It has once delivered a kitten to someone via the Starbucks drive-through - just on a random day, someone showed up with a backseat full of kittens, and one barista had to go home early. Kittens were once delivered to a church in a box - a suspicious box that required the requesting of a bomb squad. 

And still, even with everything that we have seen so far, this delivery might be the most ridiculous one. Out of nowhere, as this man was living his normal life, a kitten suddenly flew into his room through the window. Just like that. Maybe he put in a request with the cat distribution system, we don't know, but either way, we did not know that it could do same-day deliveries via the sky. 

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